If you need to figure a person out, as in find out what really makes them tick, take them out to breakfast. It turns out that a person's personality can easily be figured out  by how they like their eggs prepared. Here’s the rundown:

  • Poached: Outgoing/ happier than
    most
  • Boiled: Disorganized/ run the
    greatest risk of getting divorced
  • Fried: Have a high sex drive/
    skilled working class
  • Scrambled: Guarded/ favored by those
    without children
  • Omelette eaters: Self disciplined